one4review | On 11, Aug 2026

Pirates: you wouldn’t steal a boat’ is like no other. A rather odd mix of friendship, pirates and references to a very famous actor. At points you will be on the floor laughing, at others you’re singing along to a rather operatic song.

Those seeking a serious show should keep well away. Silliness is embraced from the crew at every point leaving no minute left without a laugh and a smile.

The story of rather odd pirates on a rather odd mission would never be enough for the actors. Instead, a million and one random and hilarious ideas and plots must be added, from music to clever use of hats, everything is there.

The details are key. A small crew have been more than resourceful embracing everything that other small productions fight, making the show even better for it. At no moment are you left to sit and stop instead you’re fighting the next laugh at all points and feeling like you’re part of the ships crew.

‘Pirates: you wouldn’t steal a boat’ brings a lighthearted laugh to anyone. It’s one of a kind and a good time to all those who want to see something just a little more silly than normal.

****
Reviewed by Nina
Gilded Balloon – Paterhouse
Until 17th August (not 11th)
12.05 (1 hour)