Some shows and performances just go from bad to worse. This, unfortunately, is one such example. Cole Porter wrote many beautiful songs but Carol Bishop’s treatment of them did them no justice. She has no subtlety in her voice and no feeling for the lyrics. No amount of costume changes can hide the blunt truth that she doesn’t have the talent to carry a 55 minute show, as those who left before the show had finished had realised. For the people sitting beside me all they got from this experience was some recommendations from myself for some quality productions to be found elsewhere. I can’t really print their comments for this show. *